kinklock:

someone on a tv show who has been shown to be attracted to more than one gender begins to say “actually I’m bi - “ 

the tv short circuits then falls off the wall the earth starts shaking then come the floods and the locusts it’s the nuclear apocalypse your face is melting and in the distance you hear “nonon only gone gay, former straight, just promiscuous,

Do you ever focus your eyes then undo it in a split second and it feels like your irises popped out of your eyes?